2017 Vintage: The Amos

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

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@OfficeWorker_9903/15/2002 08:41I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Married_With_Kids07/14/2006 18:31Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Badger_Badger_M02/21/2001 06:32Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Bernie_Mittens11/26/2008 04:52I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Metacrawler_X07/22/2001 04:04Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.