2010 Classic: The Amos

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the stadium!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

@Msdos_Commander02/05/2014 07:53C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Napster_User_9909/12/2012 01:55Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Winamp_Playlist10/30/2003 12:31Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@G_I_Joe_Real07/05/2012 14:06And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Ferris_Bueller02/25/2009 05:15Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.