1998 Classic: The Amos

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me on the arm!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Modem_Meltdown09/17/2009 12:41My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Scanner_Darkly09/16/2010 06:11I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Broadband_Newbie11/26/2014 20:12Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy03/10/1999 17:26You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Blink_Tag_User09/07/2011 05:36<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Toolbar_Hater05/04/2008 17:58My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Technorati_Tag06/01/2006 12:10Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.