1996 Classic: The Amos

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito just bit me in the yard!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan12/24/2014 13:21Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Flash_Player_Fan12/03/2013 05:05Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Nsync_Justin02/18/2003 19:16Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor09/23/2010 02:50One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Chain_Mail_Hater06/03/2003 05:36I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!