Suddenly everyone wants to live in Paris, eat raspberries off their fingers, and look quirky in a photo booth.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Waddle on over and read this!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.