A guy orders an Amber Ale. The bartender says, “Finally, someone who isn’t ordering something neon green.”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
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78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
The Helium Exit
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62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
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The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Brainrot
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Found a real treasure with this one.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
M’lady... this joke is superb.