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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

@Cyber_Traveler08/25/2004 04:57Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Fresh_Prince_Will07/16/1998 00:32Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Melrose_Place_Fan08/17/2014 07:15Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Shrek_Donkey05/04/2010 15:02And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@C++_Dev_9807/27/1999 21:50I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Memento_Guy09/09/2013 19:25Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Metacrawler_X12/23/1996 07:10Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Protoss_Pylon08/07/1999 11:08You must construct additional laughs!