2017 Vintage: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer07/28/2001 14:36Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Emule_Donkey02/08/2006 14:21Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Blink_182_Mark10/31/2013 07:10What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Sum41_Skater04/09/2009 21:41In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Ninja_Turtle_R11/13/2004 22:03Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Heathers_Winona11/19/2011 15:40Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Space_Background05/03/2006 11:02The stars are aligned for this joke.

@IMVU_Chatter05/28/2009 03:003D laughs are the best!