Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition archive. Historically Verified
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55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
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33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I’m watching you... read this joke!