2001 Archive: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Pixel_Addict12/25/2007 21:41LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Geocities_Builder05/02/2015 12:19I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Myspace_First_Friend02/22/1998 08:19I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@C++_Dev_9803/25/2010 16:40I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@BitTorrent_0112/31/1998 09:23Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Cyber_Security_X01/28/2010 22:50Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@CounterStrike_Pro10/19/1995 13:56Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Tablet_User_1009/23/2012 23:43Tapping my way to a good mood.