2023 Classic: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the ending of Succession once I’m inside!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor02/15/2008 16:22I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Encarta_Explorer11/05/2014 15:37I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@SimCity_Mayor01/06/2015 20:19Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Motherboard_Max06/28/1997 13:55This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Antivirus_Pro04/19/2005 18:34No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Blink_182_Mark11/25/2000 14:23What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Bad_Luck_Brian07/07/1996 21:06Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Club_Penguin_Kid03/26/2000 07:26Waddle on over and read this!

@Not_Bad_Obama12/17/2004 23:35Not bad. Not bad at all.