2006 Classic: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor05/30/2014 18:38I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Clueless_Dionne12/16/1996 20:32Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Pentium_Power07/14/2015 00:58My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Neo_The_One01/01/2006 03:44I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Hide_The_Pain_H11/02/2005 21:46I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Club_Penguin_Kid11/16/1996 03:26Waddle on over and read this!