Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain why I’m late when you open up!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
A joke for the end of the world.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.