2019 Archive: The Abbott

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja04/27/2002 04:52Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter02/02/1995 02:47My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Forrest_Gump_Running05/24/2009 09:04Laughing is as laughing does.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan03/28/2003 00:04Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Dirty_Dancing_F05/21/2004 18:29Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Zoolander_Mug09/22/2000 03:12I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Metacrawler_X02/05/2009 21:18Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Happy_Tree_Fans10/21/2010 16:24So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@I_See_What_You09/08/2003 18:44I see what you did there. Clever!