Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!