2006 Archive: The “A Public Affair” Jessica Simpson

She’s roller skating and trying to be the new Dolly Parton. It’s very 2006.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

Nicolas Cage in white makeup is the most terrifying thing I’ve s...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

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@Internet_Explorer_303/22/2015 04:33Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Startup_Kid08/30/1999 00:04Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@SoulSeek_Fan03/29/2010 07:31Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Kill_Bill_Bride09/21/2011 00:14I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@MTV_Unplugged12/02/2001 20:27Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club12/30/2011 12:41All the search engines agree: this is funny.