Why was the lawyer happy? Because now he could “ambulance chase” in 1080p without any lag.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
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2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
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A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
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The Robin Hood Logic
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2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
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2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.