A guy yells, “Tonight we dine in hell!” The bartender says, “No, tonight you dine on 50-cent wings.”
Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
2024 Archive: The Coaster
A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
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2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Snack
"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Draft Beer
"100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Waddle on over and read this!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.