We’ve got the vaccines, Spider-Man is home, and the Metaverse is coming. Surely 2022 will be the most peaceful, normal year in history.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Legacy: The "Algorithmic" Dating
My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Instant Skill" AI
I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Ghost" Notifications
I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »
76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition
Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »
71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse (Public Domain) Horror
I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »
2024 Classic: The Furiosa Engine
A movie that proved that Anya Taylor-Joy can survive anything as...read more »
2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Finality
Mia Goth is a star! The trilogy is over and I’m officially a fan...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Physical Trend
I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »
77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days
Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Digital Ghost" Legacy
My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Personal Cloud" Security
I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Glasses "Capture"
Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Stanely Cup (Still)
People are still camping out for "limited edition" colors. It’s ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!