They look like electric toothbrush heads in my ears. I’m 100% sure I’m going to lose them in a drain tomorrow.
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Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Why so serious? Read this joke!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Plug and Play laughter!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
My followers need to see this!