Why do lawyers love 2014? Because the more “connected” people became, the easier they were to catch.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!