2013 Classic: The 2013 Ending

“Next year we get the World Cup!” “And a lot more selfies,” says the bartender.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid01/15/1999 08:01Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Dial_Up_King11/22/2007 16:35Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Linux_Distro_Fan01/03/2010 05:52Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Korn_Follower09/28/2010 08:57Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@MTV_Unplugged03/18/1999 21:59Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Midi_Background11/07/2006 20:07Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Cool_Story_Bro02/04/2004 13:07Actually, it IS a cool story!