“I’m too fast for you!” “Yeah, and I’m too furious that you finished the pizza without me.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
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The Kitchen Fantasy
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The Doctor Mom
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A little girl and boy are...
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The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
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Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
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The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
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The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!