1996 Classic: The 1996 Tech

A guy tries to pay with a floppy disk. The bartender says, “Wrong kind of liquid assets.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

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A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

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Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

@Sidekick_User03/31/2004 08:47Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter06/21/2000 18:57My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Pentium_Power06/06/2003 06:08My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Hansel_So_Hot09/04/1999 16:28That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Top_List_Winner04/09/2007 12:53Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club06/21/2007 12:37All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Android_Bot_9907/31/1996 11:58Beep boop. Humor recognized.