Why was the Terminator a woman? Because in 2003, Arnie realized that his only competition was a “T-X” who could turn her arm into a flamethrower.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.