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Why was the niece so dramatic? Because “the old niece couldn’t come to the phone right now… why? Oh, because she’s eating pie!”

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »

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Why were the kids singing about footwear? Because an old nursery ...read more »

Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »

Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »

Why did the niece think she was going to win the lottery on Black...read more »

Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »

In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »

Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »

The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »

Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »

Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »

A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory03/28/2004 13:22Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Terminator_T80010/02/2013 13:38I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter08/28/2013 22:01The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules06/26/2013 08:47Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Napster_Search07/23/2003 19:58Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Arthur_Fist_Fan01/12/2010 02:02My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Web_Counter_9908/05/2014 20:20I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Influencer_9907/23/2013 10:38My followers need to see this!