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1995 Classic: Take That

 Why did Robbie Williams leave the band? Because in 1995, he realized there was only room for four identical haircuts, and he wanted his own.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cyber_Traveler12/23/1999 19:00Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Skate_Or_Die_9912/23/2004 05:24Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Unix_Wizard09/13/1998 20:15sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Kazaa_Leecher12/14/1995 05:22I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Reservoir_Joe10/20/2013 17:07Professional humor for professional people.
@Netscape_Now_B10/19/2011 16:59I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Me_Gusta_Face09/30/2011 07:36Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Not_Bad_Obama02/24/2005 10:38Not bad. Not bad at all.

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