1996 Archive: The Independence
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Independence. / Independence who? / Independence Day is a great movie, let me in! Part of the 51 Classic… Read More »1996 Archive: The Independence
1996 Archive: The Leaf
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message after the beep! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Leaf
1996 Classic: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you while I’m at summer camp! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1996 Classic: The Alpine
1996 Archive: The Donut
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, just open up! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Donut
1996 Archive: The Air Force One Modem Upgrade
Why did they install new modems on the plane in ’96? So the President could check NBA scores faster than the CIA could send reports… Read More »1996 Archive: The Air Force One Modem Upgrade
1996 Classic: The Electronic Signature Act
Why was ’96 the end of paper? Because the President declared the future was digital, then signed the declaration with a $500 fountain pen. Part… Read More »1996 Classic: The Electronic Signature Act
1996 Classic: The Mira Sorvino Tears
Why was her Best Supporting Actress speech so famous? Because she thanked her dad, Paul Sorvino, and for the first time in history, a mob… Read More »1996 Classic: The Mira Sorvino Tears
1996 Archive: The “Babe” Visual Effects
Why did the pig beat the spaceships? Because it’s harder to make a pig talk than it is to make a rocket blow up (and… Read More »1996 Archive: The “Babe” Visual Effects
1996 Classic: The Whoopi Closing Line
Why did she end the night so quickly? Because even the host knows that once the Best Picture is announced, the only thing people care… Read More »1996 Classic: The Whoopi Closing Line
1996 Legacy: Best Metal Performance
Why did Ozzy Osbourne win for “Scream”? To prove that in 1996, the Grammys finally realized Ozzy was still alive. Part of the 36 Grammy… Read More »1996 Legacy: Best Metal Performance