Why was ’96 the end of paper? Because the President declared the future was digital, then signed the declaration with a $500 fountain pen.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
The farce is strong with this one!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!