Why did the pig beat the spaceships? Because it’s harder to make a pig talk than it is to make a rocket blow up (and significantly cuter).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Taking a photo of me laughing!