1996 Vintage: The AOL Trial Disc
Why were they everywhere? Because in 1996, you could literally tile your entire bathroom with “50 Free Hours” CDs found in your mailbox. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The AOL Trial Disc
1996 Archive: The USS Enterprise (CVN-65) Overhaul
Why was the “Big E” still sailing? To prove that with enough grey paint and nuclear fuel, you can make 1950s technology look like the… Read More »1996 Archive: The USS Enterprise (CVN-65) Overhaul
1996 Vintage: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Paperwork
How did you know the policy was working? When the most “Secret” thing in the unit wasn’t the mission parameters, but who was dating whom.… Read More »1996 Vintage: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Paperwork
1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Shortage
Why were the 1996 kids distracted? Because they were too busy begging for a giggling red doll to care about the “Grand Finale” in the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Shortage
1996 Classic: The Tamagotchi Stress
Why was the teenager crying? Because their digital pet died while they were waiting for the Roman Candles to start. Part of the 37 Fourth… Read More »1996 Classic: The Tamagotchi Stress
1996 Legacy: The Dishes
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dishes. / Dishes who? / Dishes the police, open up! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Dishes
1996 Vintage: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your Tamagotchi! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Anita
1996 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting out here since the morning! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Ben
1996 Legacy: The First Campaign Website
Why was Bill Clinton’s 1996 website a revolution? Because for the first time in history, a voter could wait twenty minutes for a candidate’s photo… Read More »1996 Legacy: The First Campaign Website
1996 Legacy: The Independence Day Movie Premiere
Why did Clinton love the movie Independence Day? Because the President in the film had higher approval ratings than Bill did after the tax hike.… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Independence Day Movie Premiere