1996 Vintage: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Paperwork

How did you know the policy was working? When the most “Secret” thing in the unit wasn’t the mission parameters, but who was dating whom.

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@Matrix_Glitch05/07/2003 11:57There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club01/30/1999 11:50A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Spice_Girl_Posh05/23/2005 17:20Simply posh humor. I love it.

@BitTorrent_0110/22/2014 06:45Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@One_Does_Not_S06/23/2009 16:12One does not simply read one joke.

@Runescape_Noob02/18/2010 18:44Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!