Why was the teenager crying? Because their digital pet died while they were waiting for the Roman Candles to start.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Waddle on over and read this!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Actually, it IS a cool story!