1996 Vintage: The Anita

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your Tamagotchi!

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@Firewall_Wizard07/10/2014 17:14Letting this joke through the port.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan08/20/1998 03:17Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Steve-O_Wild02/12/2001 11:49Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Ermahgerd_Girl07/16/2003 06:19ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Fire_Background03/29/1996 23:40This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Space_Background04/03/2008 13:58The stars are aligned for this joke.