1996 Archive: The Independence

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Independence. / Independence who? / Independence Day is a great movie, let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red04/04/2005 06:51It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Zoolander_Blue03/19/2009 05:55Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@AOL_Instant_Msg06/29/2003 11:58I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Silk_Road_Ghost02/10/2006 03:49Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Top_Gun_Maverick05/13/2007 20:11I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Numa_Numa_Guy11/08/2004 23:41Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Noob_Slayer_X12/15/2011 21:40Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Troll_Face_Real05/13/2006 15:54Problem? No, just laughs!