Why was the holiday dinner so quiet? Because everyone had their headphones in, trying to figure out if Adnan actually did it or if the Best Buy payphone even existed.
Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Archive: The "Self-Driving" Sleighs
Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
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2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
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2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
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2025 Classic: Holographic Relatives
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You got it, dude! Very funny.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
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