Why was there a metal pole hitting the chandelier? Because it was the “Year of the Selfie Stick,” and Dad spent the whole meal trying to get a “top-down” shot of the stuffing that included all 22 relatives.
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
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In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
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35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition
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In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
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Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
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I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.