Q: Why did an old man fall in a well?
A: Because he couldn’t see that well!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
But you have heard of this joke!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
The magic man... is laughing!