Q: Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident?
A: Yeah, now he’s a rect-angle!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.