Why was the world silent in September? Because we realized that the only thing more tragic than losing a Princess was Elton John having to rewrite “Candle in the Wind” for the second time.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
The history of humor in one post.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
I choose to believe it’s funny.