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2020 Archive: Parasite (Oscars)

 Why did 2020 start with a bang? Because Bong Joon-ho won Best Picture and told us all to “drink until next morning,” unaware that we’d soon be drinking at home for the next six months straight.

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: Skims "Body Mods"
 Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Aura" Kid
 Why was a toddler on a boat a global star? Because his dance had...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
 Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the se...read more »
2025 Archive: Jet2 Holiday Memes
 Why was an airline slogan the song of the summer? Because social...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
 Why was the group chat so divided? Because she spent 2025 provin...read more »
2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase
 Why is everyone saying "It’s not clocking to you" in 2025? Becau...read more »
The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
2024 Archive: Deadpool & Wolverine
 Why were they holding hands? Because in 2024, Marvel realized th...read more »
2025 Archive: A Minecraft Movie
 Why did the critics have to eat their words? Because the movie a...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Weddings & Horcruxes” Edition
In 2011, we said goodbye to a boy wizard, hello to a game of thro...read more »

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2025 Classic: Jon Hamm’s Viral Dance
 Why was a 50-year-old man a meme? Because his "joyfully unseriou...read more »
2024 Classic: Caitlin Clark
 Why was everyone watching women’s basketball in 2024? Because Ca...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Umbrella Academy (Final Season)
 Why was it so short? Because in 2024, the Hargreeves family fina...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict01/25/2003 14:56LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Harry_Potter_0102/12/2003 04:06Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Cheers_Norm11/13/2007 14:54Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor09/13/2001 07:58One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Startup_Kid05/07/2009 01:34Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Pirate_Bay_9912/03/2015 16:58Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Rocket_Power_9909/14/1999 11:43We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Technorati_Tag11/03/1996 05:52Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Neopets_Trader01/05/2000 02:17Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Cloud_Computing03/03/2006 00:31Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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