Why was it called a “Humanitarian Bombing”? Because NATO decided that the best way to save a village was to drop laser-guided messages of peace from three miles up.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
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Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
... (Laughter in silence).
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
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I’m going to poke you for this joke!