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1999 Archive: Operation Allied Force

Why was it called a “Humanitarian Bombing”? Because NATO decided that the best way to save a village was to drop laser-guided messages of peace from three miles up.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Mean_Girls_Regina01/27/1995 17:31Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@SoulSeek_Fan12/28/2007 20:24Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan01/02/1995 10:43Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Ninja_Turtle_R07/13/2006 23:40Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Austin_Powers_Y05/15/2012 23:47Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Mini_Me_Rocks03/18/2000 16:40... (Laughter in silence).
@YouTube_Beta_User07/25/1999 15:39I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan09/20/1999 07:51Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Social_Media_G10/22/2011 04:59I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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