Why was the gift exchange so confusing? Because Dad “bought” Mom a digital picture of a bored monkey for $50,000, and she was upset because she couldn’t actually wear it or use it to clean the kitchen.
Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Holographic Relatives
Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Self-Driving" Sleighs
Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
He called AAA and ...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a ...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Super green! Hilarious!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
This humor took me to new heights!