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2009 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2009

 Why were we so ready for 2010? Because the decade of the “Noughties” was finally over, and we were ready to see if the “Teens” would be any less weird. (Narrator: They were not).

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Alt_Vista_Searcher09/09/2015 10:19I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Myspace_First_Friend11/30/1998 09:51I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Blink_182_Mark04/21/2012 02:27What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Austin_Powers_Y05/21/2000 16:40Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@StumbleUpon_User05/31/2010 17:20I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Neopets_Trader02/27/2008 23:02Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Cloud_Computing06/07/2001 07:34Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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