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2009 Legacy: Modern Family

 Why were we watching a documentary about three families? Because in 2009, Phil Dunphy proved that “high-fiving a bird” was the peak of fatherhood.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@GameBoy_Color06/03/2012 18:10Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
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