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1996 Archive: Mel Gibson (Ransom)

 Why was he screaming “Give me back my son!”? Because in 1996, Mel Gibson’s vocal cords were the most overworked muscles in Hollywood.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder04/01/2003 22:28I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Harry_Potter_0102/05/2015 18:02Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Toy_Story_Woody04/05/1995 09:49There is a joke in my boot!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli04/14/1997 04:56That still only counts as one laugh!
@Dale_Doback_Fan07/22/2008 17:41Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Woman_Yelling_C11/17/2004 16:33The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Flash_Intro_Hater05/10/2012 13:11Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Marquee_Text_Fan07/02/1995 22:20<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@IMVU_Chatter04/09/2012 04:033D laughs are the best!

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