2011 Legacy: LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem”

Why was Grandma “shuffling” in the kitchen? Because “Everyday I’m shufflin’” became the official anthem for serving the potato salad.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »

In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »

Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »

In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »

In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »

Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »

Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »

Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »

In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »

Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »

Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »

Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »

In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »

In 2011, Thanksgiving was about bracing ourselves for White Walke...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9702/06/2012 00:13Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Gopher_Explorer11/22/2010 06:12Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Kernel_Panic_9802/08/2009 16:53This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@He_Man_Power05/12/2003 19:51I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Netscape_Now_B05/17/2000 20:40I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker03/06/2000 00:06This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Joe_Cartoon_G10/27/2012 01:28Press the button for more humor!