Why did Kanye walk onto the VMA stage in 2009? Because he wanted to make sure Taylor knew she had a great video, but he also wanted to remind the world that he’s the only person who can turn a “Congratulations” into a “Yo, hold up.”
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That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
My followers need to see this!