Why was Julia Roberts so desperate? Because in 1997, realizing your best friend is getting married was the romantic equivalent of a category 5 hurricane.
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!