Why was he so green? Because after 8 hours in makeup, Jim Carrey realized that being a hermit in a cave was actually a pretty good career goal for the new millennium.
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.